It’s that time of year, kids. It’s the time for free candy. It’s the only day of the year that your parents will let you take candy from strangers. Which means it’s PedoBear’s favorite holiday. In honor of free candy, we took PedoBear on his own pumpkin adventure. Remember kids, free candy always comes with strings attached (usually from one of these 15 Worst Guys To Pee Next To At The Urinal in one of these 15 Weirdest Bathrooms).
PedoBear Goes For A Pony Ride
Wherever there are ponies, there are children… and PedoBear, nearby, wearing chaps.
Beware The Ball Pit
You just never know what’s lurking under those balls. Urine, spikes, a trap door leading to PedoBear’s lair…
PedoBear Meets The Mouse
PedoBear knows that if you want to find lots of kiddies, just look for the mouse ears.
Now That’s A Happy Meal!
Whatever you do, don’t ever sit on Ronald’s lap.
Don’t Go Down The Slide Alone
PedoBear lurks at the end of the dark, dark tunnel.
Hanging With Friends
Even PedoBear was scared by this one.
Setting The Bait
Don’t do it! It’s a trap!
Have a safe and PedoBear free Halloween with these 20 Knockoff Halloween Costumes and 13 Funniest Halloween Videos On The Web.
This post was written by Steve Gifford, who never says “no” to free candy.
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