It’s the time of the year when we get drunk and dress up animals as though they were our children. Sure we could put down the glass of chardonnay, find a spouse and breed like crazy. Yet, we decide to grab the mangiest cat from the shelter, make our mothers call it their grandcat and put the ugly feline in a costume. They’re almost as amazing as these 20 Worst Vampire Costumes and these 20 Cat Cupcakes. While there are several reasons to dress up a cat, I give you the 10 Most Adorable Halloween Costumes For Cats That Probably Hate You.
10. Pumpkin (Image from Flickr)
What has this cat done to deserve this?
9. Devil Cat (Image from Costume Craze)
Beware, children! Devil Cat will haunt you dreams and steal your soul.
8. Witch (Image From Bliss Tree)
“Watch out, My Pretty”
7. Jack-O-Lantern (Image from Family Vacation Getaways)
Look what happens to adorable pumpkins on Halloween.
6. Spider (Image from Flickr)
Okay, this is sort of cheating. It’s still scary and fantastic.
5. Bat Costume (Wings and Cap images from Flickr)
No one cat on the Internet had all the best bat accessories. Here are two that had it about half right. Neither are pleased.
4. Skeleton Cat (Image from Flickr)
He’s no skin and all bones.
3. Franken-cat (Image from Craftzine)
No wonder he’s mad. There are bolts in his neck.
2. Chupacabra Cat (Image from Flickr)
“Bring me a goat, and I will spare your children.”
1. Suicide Bomber (Image from Photobucket)
You knew this was coming. I apologize to you and especially my mother.
Does all this animal exploitation get in you in the mood for Halloween? Check out these 20 Halloween Knockoff Costumes and 10 Halloween Costumes Guaranteed To Get You A Beating.
Posted by Danielle Evenson, whose dog is going as the baby from “The Hangover.”
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