Americans are extremely busy, what with all their television monitoring and video game playing, so it’s nice to know when they get outraged, they don’t have to take to the streets and get exercise. No, sir. Americans can sit on their wide, comfortable *sses and build a website to express their outrage! It’s one thing to start a website about your love of “Star Trek” or David Hasselhoff, but how angry do you have to be to start a website about something you don’t like? Here now are the 20 Websites We Love Because They Hate Things.
20. Dump Bachman
How bad of a Senator do you have to be to have an entire blog devoted to the daily destruction of your career? What’s even scarier is that Bachman usually gives them more material than they need every day. If Bachman goes away, what will “Fox News” report?
19. AntiObama.net
If you don’t know where your next tea party is being held or where you can acquire some vaguely racist bumper stickers, we have the website for you!
18. AntiKanyeWest.com
Apparently, Taylor Swift will never get enough of an apology. Part of the website has a button for “Suggest Ideas.” Our idea is that the blogger should finally move out of their parents’ house.
17. Anti Valentine
Just because you’re single and pathetic doesn’t mean you can’t be more single and more pathetic, just join up with Anti Valentine. Nothing is hotter than protesting romance and heart-shaped boxes of candy.
16. MooreWatch.com
Because defending corruption in government and corporate greed never gets the attention it deserves. If only more people would tear down filmmakers that dare to use their documentaries to expose hypocrisy, the world would be a better place.
15. ImpeachBush.org
It has changed to “IndictBushNow.” We’re not sure, but we think these guys may have missed their window. Maybe they should just change their name to “MakeBush’sRetirementReallySh*tty.org.”
14. FoxAttacks.com
Poor “Fox News,” why can’t poor liberal bloggers leave that multi-billion dollar news giant alone? Rupert Murdoch cries just like anyone else, while sitting inside his money fort, on top of a golden bed, covered in diamond sheets.
13. GodHatesShrimp.com
Put down your cocktail sauce you godless heathen, and heed the word of the Lord! Turns out, the big man upstairs doesn’t like appetizers or scampi. Who knew?
12. Ihatemyiphone.com
Can’t stand your iPhone? There’s an app for that, but it’ll just p*ss you off.
11. IHateStarbucks.com
Our you tired of getting charged $3.50 for a latte? Well, you and Lewis Black are not alone.
10. IHateClowns.com
Why doesn’t somebody just ban oversized shoes and rainbow wigs? We guess that’s why Stephen King’s “It” and “Killer Clowns from Outer Space” are so scary.
9. Families United Against Hate
What has hate ever done to you?! Oh, yeah, right. Is it okay to say we hate your anti-hate logo?
8. Antiwar.com
War gets such a bum rap. How else would we have Bob Hope’s USO shows and a military industrial complex? Fortunately, our military has an answer for these hippies, and it’s probably only going to cost tax payers ten bagillion, zillion dollars.
7. IHateMimes.com
A mime community spokesman had this to say about the website: “…(shakes head “no”)…(wags finger disapprovingly)…(pretends to cry)…”
6. DanielCraigisnotBond.com
Who knew “Bond” fanboys were so against Daniel Craig? Did they not get the memo that everyone in Hollywood is good looking? Until they can make Sean Connery androids, you’re just going to have to live with it.
5. The Official Michael Vick Protest Site
We’re glad we found this site. We wouldn’t want to waste our time on some website that wasn’t approved by Michael Vick.
4. IHateHarryPotter.com
This is a typical Muggle reaction.
3. Rachael Ray Sucks
It’s always sad when someone’s hate can’t sustain them. If only she had reached out to hate groups to help her prepare for the tough times, then she would be ready for this.
2. The Anti Zombie League
Because there’s nothing more constructive than preparing for an imaginary zombie attack. They say the threat is low, but we’re pretty sure Keith Richards will go back on tour at some point.
1. Anti-Batman Propaganda
All this time he was a commie! Run, Robin, run!
Don’t hate the game. Hate the player. Check out 10 Reasons Not To Hate Swine and “12 Angry Men” Performed By Hot Chicks.
Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who hates Top 20 lists.
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