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Nerd Debate: Elves Vs. Dwarves

Thursday September 24, 2009 12:01 PM

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Nerds love to play pretend. Laser guns, lightsabers, and of course swords are their weapons of choice. And for whatever strange reason, two kinds of hero are always competing as the favorite species of choice for the introverts of America: elves and dwarves. Why is it so fun to dress up like pretend people? We have no idea.

So we thought we’d ask two especially nerdy comedians, Dan Telfer of Chicago (representing elf-kind) and Andrew DeWitt of Los Angeles (representing dwarf-dom), to debate their favorite respective magical people over the classic verbal sparring arena known as Instant Messenger. May we now laugh at their expense… er… we mean antics.  (They’re hopeless. Neither of these dudes know how to enter Mordor.)

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Wow, we never really realized that people could be so passionate about mythical creatures. For more nerdiness, check out 20 Pictures Of Nerdy Cupcakes and 8 Unlikely Nerd/Rapper Team Ups.

Posted by Raymond Fleury, who knows a dwarf when he sees one.

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