Have you ever started typing search terms into Google, and it pops up with a list of “suggested” searches for you? The suggestions come from popular search phrases that users put in. Sometimes Google knows exactly what you’re searching for, and other times… ho boy. Here are a few bizarre, sexual and surprising search ideas Google popped up.
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15. Why Can’t I…
You can. You just need to believe in yourself.
14. I Ate…
Warning: Eat grapes in the privacy of your own home. (Image via Izismile)
13. Girls like…
This works on multiple levels, ladies and gentlemen. (Image via Hahakiri)
12. Should I…
Don’t ask a search engine. Look into your heart and decide.
11. I Need To…
Google is writing a teen sex comedy. (Image via Know Your Meme)
10. I Smell Like…
May we kindly suggest: a shower. (Image via Geekologie)
9. What If He…
Then you’ll both live happily ever after.
8. Man, I’m…
You took the words right out of our mouthes. (Image via Jozle)
7. What If Your…
Poop, ‘Pods and Periods. These are the three P’s we’re obsessed with in America.
6. Have My…
Please. (Image via Know Your Meme)
5. What Are…
That’s actually a very good question.
4. Why Don’t…
Mysteries of the fairer sex revealed!
3. Does…
Her answer and the Internet’s answer might be very different. (Image via Know Your Meme)
2. What Happens…
We don’t want to spoil anything, but there’s a membership badge and talking dragon involved.
1. Can You Get…
Yes.
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Posted by Geoffrey Golden, who loves Google more than Rihanna loves her herpes.
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