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15 Unexpectedly Inappropriate Google Search Suggestions

Wednesday September 16, 2009 6:00 AM

Have you ever started typing search terms into Google, and it pops up with a list of “suggested” searches for you? The suggestions come from popular search phrases that users put in. Sometimes Google knows exactly what you’re searching for, and other times… ho boy. Here are a few bizarre, sexual and surprising search ideas Google popped up.

15. Why Can’t I…
You can. You just need to believe in yourself.

bowel-movement

14. I Ate…
Warning: Eat grapes in the privacy of your own home. (Image via Izismile)

ate_grape

13. Girls like…
This works on multiple levels, ladies and gentlemen. (Image via Hahakiri)

girls_like

12. Should I…
Don’t ask a search engine. Look into your heart and decide.

shave-hair

11. I Need To…
Google is writing a teen sex comedy. (Image via Know Your Meme)

NeedToGetLaid

10. I Smell Like…
May we kindly suggest: a shower. (Image via Geekologie)

smell_like-geekologie

9. What If He…
Then you’ll both live happily ever after.

pulls_out

8. Man, I’m…
You took the words right out of our mouthes. (Image via Jozle)

muthphuka

7. What If Your…
Poop, ‘Pods and Periods. These are the three P’s we’re obsessed with in America.

poop

6. Have My…
Please. (Image via Know Your Meme)

wife

5. What Are…
That’s actually a very good question.

strawberry_nips

4. Why Don’t…
Mysteries of the fairer sex revealed!

women_swallow

3. Does…
Her answer and the Internet’s answer might be very different. (Image via Know Your Meme)

RihannaHaveHerpes_knowyourmeme

2. What Happens…
We don’t want to spoil anything, but there’s a membership badge and talking dragon involved.

virginity

1. Can You Get…
Yes.

pregnant-fingered

Love Google? Check out a musical tribute to Googling Yourself, take a tour through Google’s Opt-Out Village and Google’s Tribute to Chuck Norris.

Posted by Geoffrey Golden, who loves Google more than Rihanna loves her herpes.

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