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As we know from the “Lord of the Rings,” “One does not simply walk into Mordor.” Fair enough. So how does one make their approach into Mordor? We’ll leave that up to the Fellowship of the Ring. The Internet is more concerned with the many ways you’re NOT supposed to enter the home of Sauron’s Tower. Here are 21 Examples Of How NOT To Walk Into Mordor:
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21. Rock
We want “The Wandering Elves Song” to come to “Rock Band.” (Image from Flickr)
20. Wok
How about some delicious cram instead? (Image from The Best Yet)
19. Walken
His weapon of choice? The glamdring. (Image from GameStop)
18. Silly Walk
“LOTR” + “Monty Python” = Nerdsplosion (Image from p45)
17. Ewok
We bet “Star Wars” and “LOTR” crossover fiction is like an Ewok genocide. (Image from I Can Has Force)
16. Spock
That advice doesn’t make any logical sense. (Image from GameStop)
15. Drive
Also, there’s no parking. (Image from Team Liquid)
14. Segway
Of course, nobody segways anywhere these days. (Image from LucasForums)
13. Slip ‘n’ Slide
Among the dangers in Mordor, nails stick up and can cut you while sliding. (Image from ImageShack)
12. Climb
Aww, someone should just pick him up and carry him to Mordor. (Image from Cheezburger)
11. Nose-Grab
Those snowboarders have some crazy lingo. (Image from Funny Ass Blog)
10. Soviet Mordor
Yakov Smirnoff, King of Reversaland! (Image from StoneHome)
9. Soulja Boy
Crank Dat, Mordor. (Image from Encyclopedia Dramatica)
8. Telnet
They should have secure FTP’d into Mordor. That would have worked. (Image from Moonbuggy)
7. Magic
We’ll cast a blue counterspell on it. (Image from Know Your Meme)
6. Gaston
Roughly the size of a barge is big, even by Mordor standards. (Image from My[Confined]Space)
5. “Stargate
It’s like number 18, but maybe nerdier. Maybe. (Image from PhotoBucket)
4. Time Travel
Gollum wants precious flux capacitors. (Image from KYM)
3. Doug
Mordor is the first stop on The Beets’ World Tour. (Image from ED)
2. Warp
What about with the Whistle in 1-3? (Image from LOTRO Forums)
1. Chuck Norris
That’s a fact. (Image from ROFLRAZZI)
Want some more? Check out these two walkable posts, 20 Funniest Lord of the Rings Photos and “The Hunt For Gollum.”
This post was written by Geoffrey Golden, who will walk wherever he pleases. Except Mordor.
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