Oh my god, you guys. There is so much hate out there for furries. Just because people want to dress up as costumed animals and have some sex, doesn’t mean you should judge them. YouTube user xlygophobia decided to record this mesmerizing video defending furries, explaining why fur-critics are wrong. However, in case these types of videos make you RAAAAGGGGEEEE, we’ve listed her 5 main points below the video:
5. Furry is not bestiality.
Right. Furries are into pretending they’re animals and having sex with other people pretending to be animals. Got it, a-holes?
4. She does not hump her cat.
But, just in case you were wondering, her mom has PETA on speed-dial.
3. Yiff does not define furries.
What’s the big deal? Yiff is just like regular porn, only instead of human actors, it’s Disney’s Robin Hood and Sonic The Hedgehog having gay sex.
2. Furries aren’t bragging about their “lifestyle” by having conventions.
Look, Furry Con is just about having a good time. As for the full page ad in Newsweek that says, “Furries Rule” – yeah, okay. That was bragging.
1. If you’re going make a fur-hater video, don’t cover up your face.
Don’t hide in the shadows, or put on an over-sized lion’s head from a mascot costume to cover your face. Have some dignity, you jerks.
Well, we hope that clears up this whole furry controversy on YouTube. Now we’ll focus our attention on other sexual strangeness, like this fetish for girls eating tacos and Lady Gaga’s Muppet fetish. We wonder how much Muppet Yiff is out there. *Shudder*
This post was written by Geoffrey Golden, who thinks the San Diego Chicken once looked at him funny.
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