At this year’s crazy Comic-Con, Megan Fox did a panel to promote her new film, Jonah Hex. She was also there to make Transformers fanboys drool all over themselves. It’s not abnormal for question-askers at Comic-Con to kiss celebrity ass, but with Megan Fox they took it to a whole new level. Here are a few of the questions they asked (slightly paraphrased):
10. “My question is for Megan: why are you so hot? And my second question is: seriously, why are you so hot?”
9. “Megan, are you as hot in Jonah Hex as you are in Transformers? Because – I’m not sure you’re aware of this – but you’re very, very hot in Transformers.”
8. “This question is for Josh Brolin. Was Megan Fox’s ridiculously hot body a constant distraction on set?”
7. “Is it true that if I masturbate to you enough times, you’ll visit my bedroom at night?”
6. (Takes out video camera) “Just say anything. I’m recording your mouth close-up.”
5. “This question is for the entire cast: Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox, Megan Fox. Thank you.”
4. “Hi Megan… I think yer purty. Hee-yuck, hee-yuck, hee-yuck.”
3. “Megan, do you want to see my tattoo of you? It’s you riding my penis like a mechanical bull.” (She shakes her head ‘no.’) “Are you sure?”
2. (Questioner dry humps the microphone stand while staring at Megan, “finishes,” then quietly walks away.)
1. “Megan, I just want you to know that I’m saving my virginity for you. Some might say I’m a virgin because I’m fat, mean and smell bad, but now you finally know the truth.”
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