DO WANT! I can’t believe someone made a stuffed animal based on Pedobear, the lolli-loving 4chan meme, but they did and it’s the greatest meme merchandise since the 3 Wolf Moon shirt. Give this to a child you… er, on second thought, keep this far away from children. Far away! They are to Pedobear what Winnie the Pooh is to honey, and try not to read into that analogy too deeply.
For more Pedobear, check out this recent CollegeHumor video starring the lovable, creepy ol’ bear in an Academy Award nominated movie. Pedobear earns our “seal of approval,” as long as he stays away from playgrounds and middle school science fairs.
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