We’re not gonna lie, we have a serious guilty pleasure for parking ourselves on the couch on a Saturday eating too much cereal and watching infomercials. When we came across this one for The Wearable Towel we nearly spit out our perfect combo of Cinnamon Life and Lucky Charms all over the place. The pitch is like this:
Don’t you hate it when you need to wear a towel? I mean, it falls down and doesn’t fit right, cause you know, it’s meant to dry things and not be worn as an article of clothing. Don’t you hate it when you’re in the bathroom, but your bathrobe is allll the way in your bedroom? Well here’s a towel that you can wear like a toga, or a dress, or even a muumuu. How versatile!
Amazing. So now after you’ve spent all day in your Snuggie, you can shower off the stench of couch surfing and don your Wearable Towel. We are clearly becoming a nation of shut-ins. Personally, we blame the economy, Netflix, 2 dollar wine, and on-demand. You just know that when the French picture the typical American this is what they envision.
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