Make Your Own USB Discoteque

Love big collars and repetitive music? Always wanted your very own super-cheesy 1970’s discoteque? Well, now it’s possible and affordable — with USB technology.

Step One:
USB Powered disco ball from Xoxide. All the ambience you need. ($20)

Step Two:
Oh yes it’s ladies night, and the feelin’s right, with this disco lady USB stick. ($22)

Step Three:
Stay coooooool, kitty cat. Air condition your shirt, and dance the night away in sweat-free comfort. ($214)

Step Four:
Put on your disco shoes. No, really. They dance for you. (Priceless)

And Step Five:
Dance, baby… dance! Well, at least with your fingers. ($18)

Bonus:

Here’s the disco ball in action…