Axxana Black Box Data Storage Scares the Crap Out of Us

The new Axxana Phoenix Black Box System is one scary piece of hardware. According to the company, the SSD backup unit can withstand:

Up to 2000¼ F for an hour to be followed by 482¼ F for 6 hours
40 G shock
30 feet water pressure
Pierce force of 500 lb rod with cross-section of .04 in2 dropped from 10 ft height

Aaaaghh!! We weren’t scared before, but now we are. Did you know burglars carry around 500 lb rods?!

And check out those icons:

“Terror?” An earthquake that rips your Barbie Dream House in half? Even the “Weather” icon looks like a friggin’ lightning bolt wrapped in a tornado!

We’re so jittery now that we’ve started thinking of other things we’re going to ask Axxana to protect against in future versions:

Now that’s storage we would feel safe with.

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