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9 Steve Jobs Quotes that Make Us Want to Knee Him in the Groin

Friday April 24, 2009 12:00 PM


Like Bill Gates, Apple CEO Steve Jobs is a very smart gentleman with an occasional big mouth. Below are some genuine Jobs quotations that irked us good. Talk about an ego…

9. I want to put a ding in the universe.

8. I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was 24, and over $100,000,000 when I was 25, and it wasn’t that important because I never did it for the money.

7. The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They’re just like dead fish washing up on the shores.

6. Unfortunately, people are not rebelling against Microsoft. They don’t know any better.


5. [Bill Gates]‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.

4. The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. And I don’t mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way, in the sense that they don’t think of original ideas, and they don’t bring much culture into their products.

3. My job is to not be easy on people. My job is to make them better.

2. We made the buttons on the screen look so good you’ll want to lick them.

1. Click. Boom. Amazing!

Special bonus:
Steve’s currently sidelined with a mystery illness. But what is it??

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