Gross! We were wasting the afternoon on Twitter, and came across some Tweets we really wish we could un-see. Why can’t people keep this shit to themselves??
secrettweet3: I haven’t shaved my pubes since we broke up over two years ago.
imthinkin: i put a padlock on my box a while ago.
shockreist: saw daniel radcliffe’s cock when i saw Equus last sunday. he was soft but had a large head. and very full balls. wanted to reach out & touch
grouphugus: we were perfect together. she got pregnant. i freaked out and abandoned her. she got an abortion. she hates me.
citylove89: I can queef the melody of Your Body Is A Wonderland.
Joffz: I had explosive diarreah…. Literally.
xcaroline: have i ever mentioned that my vagina smells like rotten clam chowder and that jamies smells like vinegar salted with peanut butter and imgay
fairlladyz: Craving black, juicy, smooth, chewy black balls that will ease down my throat. Ooohhh!
NormalBobSmith: You know it’s shower time when I sit down to update Twitter, and smell smegma. Or is that ball sweat? Damn, it smells like Cheetos.
dwninfinity: Hate myself… And my leaky butt.. fli
onthecan: Now why wont this flush? / Water rising…Oh, I see. / The fetus is too large.
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