Following up on last week’s list of Hottest Lara Crofts, there are quite a few Crofts that didn’t make the grade… to put it politely. Take a gander at some truly revolting Tomb Raiders, then try to shake them out of your memory…
Lanky, flat-chested, with squirt guns… ladies and gentlemen, it’s Bizarro Croft.
She almost had it… but then we noticed her drink is in a beer cozy. NOT cool.
Is that a shower curtain?
Princess Leah meets Tomb Raider… meets some weird Egyptian statue.
NEXT!
We can barely tell them apart.
Does it suprise you that this guy has a life-size cutout of a video game character less than 1 inch from his bed?
Woops! Did Lara sprain her ankle?
Jimmy Kimmel never looked better.
This is Lara Croft if she were paralyzed with agoraphobia and had self-esteem issues.
Why? WHY!?
Is nothing sacred to this monster??
The photo that ruined the internet for us.
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