11. Ape Walrus
This little guy needs a sitcom. Pronto.
10. Rhino Fish
We found Nemo. He’s a rhino.
9. Squirrel Bat Ram
We’re speechless.
8. Elephant Dolphin
Elephants never forget and dolphins are the smartest non-human animal. That makes it a very deadly combination, not to mention the fact that it’s hideous.
7. Cat Shark
Feel free to make a LOLcat out of this.
6. Parrot Frog
Rendering itself less effective since it can’t fly but only hop.
5. Cat Fish
We’ve heard of catfish before but this is ridiculous.
4. Cat Dog
We’ve heard of CatDog before but this is adorable.
3. Dog Walrus
Wise, sad, and extremely huggable.
2. Crocoduck
The greatest threat to the theory of evolution. According to child-star and creationist moron Kirk Cameron, in order to prove evolution, one must find a crocoduck. Never mind the fact that a half-crocodile half-duck roaming the wild would completely disprove everything scientists know about evolution.
1. Shark Bird
These are much more of a threat than bird flu. They fly and they feast on humans. Also, very elegant and beautiful.
BONUS: Narwheagle
Just for Reddit.
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