We don’t cook. When we’re in the middle of a great game or scanning the web, we lack time to mix ingredients and stir things. Thank goodness for frozen foods. March is National Frozen Foods month. In honor of this important annual event, here is our list of top 5 most depressing frozen foods. No, not “disgusting foods.” Instead we’re looking at “most depressing.”
Hot Pockets — Upbeat jingle, depressing taste.
Chicken Taquitos — On the box, the beef filling looks nasty. Out of the microwave, they taste depressing.
Vegetable Medley — It’s sad, okay? It’s just plain sad.
Frozen Pizza — Again and again, we buy frozen pizzas, hoping, praying that they’ll be “pretty good.” But they never are. And we always burn our tongues on the cheese!
Fish Sticks — How many American adults eat frozen fish sticks? So why do we feed them to our children? Clearly, we’re being negligent. And negligence is often born of… depression. Boo, fish sticks.
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