There’s plenty of people out there talking about what are the best iPhone apps or showcasing a list of free iPhone apps, but we wanted to take a moment to highlight a different aspect of the iphone app world. Specifically, here’s a list of the 6 Stupidest iPhone Apps Ever Created.
6. Bishop’s Score Calculator: Tells you if you’re in labor or not.
Really? You’re nine months pregnant, your water has broken, and your belly feels like Bruce Lee is kicking it repeatedly. Do you really need to consult your iPhone? You’re. Giving. Birth.
5. Electric Smoke: Go on, PRETEND to smoke!
For those of you who love to mime smoking, but aren’t creative enough to put a straw in your mouth and puff.
4. My CoinFlip: Heads or tails?
You realize paying a dollar for a fictional quarter is really dumb, right? For the same price, you could get like three real quarters. (We’re not good with math.)
3. Lucky Lotto!: Generates random numbers to play in the lottery.
If you need to consult your cell phone to generate random numbers, you might actually be too stupid to play the lotto. Here — 46 95 73 11 10 39 — you owe us a buck.
2. Expresso for Starbucks: Dream up your own Starbucks coffee and… well, nothing. Just keep dreaming about it!
Hold up. This app costs $4.99? And for that, you get to fantasize about what kind of coffee you’re going to buy for another $5? Download this app, and Starbucks actually is ripping you off twice.
1. Guard Dog: Protect your home with the faint, tinny sound of a prerecorded dog bark.
Picture it — a burglar is at your back door. Thinking fast, you run TOWARD the burglar and activate your Guard Dog iPhone app. Will the burglar (A) believe that the quiet, robotic dog quack is an actual doberman, and run away? Or (B) break down the door, stab you in the eye and steal your iPhone?
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